The Drunk and The Hypocrite
While walking down the street this evening I saw an angry drunk guy walk right into a preppy college kid without even trying to avoid him. They both kept walking in opposite directions while exchanging a few words.
Preppy College Kid: “Excuse you.”
Hairy Drunk Guy: “No, excuse you. You’re the hypocrite!”
PCK: “Why am I the hypocrite?”
HDG: “Because you mask your fucking hate!!!”
The preppy college kid laughed, I laughed and the hairy drunk guy most likely had already forgotten what just happened.
No matter how bad I feel, at least I’m not that guy.