More Fortunes


Before you say anything, no, I didn’t order Chinese takeout again tonight — although it’s tempting when there’s a Chinese joint down the street and, since I live alone, it seems silly to cook a big meal for just myself, but that’s another story. I found these fortunes, that are as odd as the previous fortunes, under some books while I was looking for something. I guess I don’t throw them away or the damn things are breeding.