Lee Harvey Roswell Testifies
Ah yes. Another testimonial to validate my existence and titillate my ego. I wish I had a transcript of our conversation the other night. It was quite a routine.
Speaking from experience, I never actually met S.R. Wild. I did however once work with a former roommate of his. Wait, wait. No. If I’m not mistaken, it was the man himself I worked with. Yes, yes. Now that I think back, ’twas indeed the man himself. This was the early nineties, and Scott and I were both working stagehands for Tenseand or Howl, a vaudevillian “spit show,” cut up with a lot of knife play and dance numbers. At the time, neither of us could spell the word “art” let alone draw it. Shortly thereafter the act fell apart, and we were all dismissed. I heard he’s gotten a lot worse too. Tenseand I mean, not Wild. I’ve never met him, but once. This was the early days of radio water sports… —Lee Harvey Roswell