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5 Comments
Molly said 868 days ago:
I highly recommend this service. My quality of life has swollen irrevocably as a result of S.R. Wild Industries updates. I don’t even recognize the empty, desiccated exoskeleton I was before.
S.R. Wild said 868 days ago:
All of us at S.R. Wild Industries — Pinky, Skully, and the skinny grumpy gimp S.R. Wild — are tickled pink that you’ve found this service so helpful. Imagine what will happen when we actually send something out.
“My quality of life has swollen irrevocably as a result of S.R. Wild Industries….” Can we use this on our promotional materials?
Molly said 868 days ago:
Absolutely. All of us at the Northeast Revenant Reconnaissance Operation: Division of Special Projects – Pumpkinhead, Pumpkinhead, and Molly – look forward to being fertilized by your existence.
S.R. Wild said 867 days ago:
Thanks. I revived the testimonials and added your quote — I hope that’s OK. They are also randomly displayed in all their glory in the right sidebar.
Damn, you have two Pumpkinheads?
In addition to the Cruel Summer party, perhaps we should have a bloggers who personify inanimate characters meet up.
Molly said 866 days ago:
I do have two pumpkinheads! Chris gave me the original 7in McFarlane version many years ago, and then last year for my birthday he gave me this “Mega Scale” one that is about 18 inches tall. They are very active members of our household.
They are very sweet and full of love and loyalty. They are always joyfully welcoming to any new toys or stuffed animals. But they are also vengeance demons, so sometimes they have to do Very Horrible Things to restore the balance of justice for wronged innocents.
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