Expressions
I’m sort of a collector of expressions:
- “Hotter than Satan’s perineum.”
- “I’m not going to piss on your back and tell you it’s raining.”
- “Jumping Jesus on a pogo-stick!”
- “As busy as a one-legged tap dancer.”
- “Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken.”
- “That’s straight from the fridge, Daddy-o”
- and oh so many more that I only remember when they fit
My collection has become worn from years of abuse, so I’d love to hear some new ones.